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=﻿﻿ **__The Sleepover__** =

**__By Jade Simpson__**
I was sleeping over at my friend Lauren's house in New Zealand. We each had about 3 dollars in 5 and 10 cent coins, so we went to the closest Pak 'n' Save and bought a Creme magazine. Then we went to the milk bar and bought 10 of those little lollies that are filled with sour blue goo. By midnight, our tongues were blue and tingly and we had read the Creme mag from cover to cover. We flicked back to the posters section and carefully cut out a poster of Pete Wentz and closed the book. "Where will we hang it?" Lauren asked. "Maybe here..." and she walked over to the blue feature wall with some orange Blu-Tac and hung it right above her bed. " No, it should be in the middle of the two beds." I objected. "Well, it's my wall, so if you want to hang posters, bring your own wall!" " I am living temporarily in this house, so therefore it //is// my wall!" " I paid most for the magazine!" Lauren shouted. " I paid for the Zings!" I shouted back. We were fighting so loudly that Anne, Lauren's white-haired mum, came in. " Is this what happens when a poster gets between you two?" and she ripped it up and walked out. Lauren and I were stricken. " Wait!" I exclaimed. "We still have a poster of Zac Efron!" hiiiiiiiiiya

=﻿__Moving House__=

__By Jade Simpson__
The little black and white cat was back. He was so used to our house that he scratched on the sliding door when he was hungry. I brought out some cat food in the old yellow bowl. He loved that bowl. His scratchy old coat was really dirty, so I gave him a brush. His battle-scarred and shredded ears pricked up and a deep rumbling purr came from his furry chest. The cat strutted into the house with his head held high, revealing a massive scar across his neck, from an old battle. I heard my parents pull up outside, and took him into the backyard. My parents didn't know about the cat, Sebastian. They both hated pets. I had to use my pocket money to buy cat food and hide it in my room. I put the cat on the fence and gently nudged him along, into the neighbours' backyard. "You'll never guess what we just bought!" my Mum called as she waked in with shopping

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